i don't know yet

talks with grandma

I was describing a girl I know, justifying my assessment of her as a sorority girl based on her blonde hair and HUGE sunglasses. My grandmother said, “I thought you were going to say BUST! Whenever people say HUGE about a girl, it’s usually followed with BUST!”

Tonight she kept saying about all the huge-breasted women on Jeopardy, “Look at those SUNGLASSES! They’re HUGE!”